MIKE PATTON PARODIES |
| ARTIST: Tomahawk ALBUM: Mit Gas LABEL: Ipecac Records RELEASED: May 6, 2003 DURATION: 11 Tracks SONG: Mayday |
LYRICS: Cosmic Jester
COMMENTS: “The thing I tried to do was change the meaning of the song without changing the sound of the words too much. It’s also unique in that it kind of has a punch-line.” PARODY: Maybe |
| Kiss kiss, bang bang Got to have the hanging man Shock you clean Till the penal hits the pentane Free yourself Because I could shock you down You kill yourself please? Because you’re already gone Now in time it seems like I am coming No drone that says I’m already there I’m standing on the roof of the worldMayday, mayday, may..You won’t be saved From the builder in the morning sun You won’t be spared From keeping at your solitaire Keep all that soul Put the freedom in past form The jokes on you But now you’re living in vain I’m putting in my 2 weeks notice As of 2 fucking weeks ago I’m not in your ranking anymore Mayday, mayday, may.. |
Quit asking baby I’ve guessed all that I can guess I can’t decide I really can’t make up my mind I’m really unsure I’m not a hundred percent here Don’t ask me again Because I’ve already said: “I thought I knew what I was thinking” But now my answer’s not so clear I’m standing on the ground of the word:Maybe, maybe, may..All I can say Is that it’s a possibility I can’t be sure… Be quiet now I’m thinkin’ here I can’t say no But I can’t give it a go It’s up to you But you’re still hankering me I’m putting in my 2 cents honey And it’s not a solid “yes” or “no” If I want lasagna anymore Maybe, maybe, may.. |
