MIKE PATTON PARODIES |
| ARTIST: Mr. Bungle ALBUM: OU818 LABEL: [Independent Release] RELEASED: 1989 DURATION: 29:35 – 7 Tracks SONG: Mr. Nice Guy |
LYRICS: Cosmic Jester
COMMENTS: “This is my favorite Mike Patton parody.. I like doing songs with a lot of words and dynamics. I also think writing parodies about Chinese food is one of the easiest subjects.” PARODY: Mr. Rice Guy |
| There’s nothin’ that I wouldn’t do for youCuz I’m pottie trained like a great daneHave a nice day, yeah…
Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies A pile of shit dressed up to appetize The main course – degradation a la mode You accept the invitation I know how to treat a lady I’m a fountain of love, like Christ So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole Turbulent… Whirlpool Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend I think I need a foxy terrier With a capital T, that rhymes with D That stands for derriere To bark for me and keep me company You look so nice With your nose in the dirt You’re my puppy Bend over and lick yourself And when you sleep I’m sitting on your chest Say it’s a dog’s life so you do what you gotta doo doo Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole I don’t need a seed to grow my dickweed I’m the one you want, the one you get Shit sucking butt fucking nerd I’m a sadist, I’m a geek, I’m a coprophagist I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop I shit – an infinite push-pull Hedonism trading fours You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours Incubus… Succubus Yeah… ooooh… yeah… ooooh… Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane It’s love, it’s dog eat dog eat dog With a capital D, that rhymes with tree That stands for pee pee Your knight in shining armor Ain’t no nice guy at all I am the devil who’s under the skin I hide in the smile and aim for the quim God is my tactic and nature’s my game Forget all your opinions baby Because I will always win… Lesbian O-U-8-1-8 The ritual I urinate chivalry Instinctual Cuz I’m such a gentleman You look so nice With your nose in the dirt |
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t cook for youCause I’m multi-trained, like lemonade?Have an iced tea, yeah…
Bake a couple o’ pies, order of fries Wonton soup, a wok, or a stir fry The main course, is a deep fried egg foo yung You can go for the buffet and I Sure recommend the chow mein Grab a plate and some grub, like rice? Then shower it with golden sweet-and-sour sauce Hungrily you suck it down like a pig, there’s a toilet in the bathroom In the first-right-door-down-the hall Sweet and sour… Chicken balls Like chow and mein, the Chinese food’s my best friend I think I need a take-home-con-tain-er If you wanted some tea, fresh brewed and green That goes well with pork Would you cook for me and make me wasabi? You like some rice? Then you’ll want chicken too You’re so hungry Hand over the Soya sauce And when you’re done you get a nice fortune Says “It’s a buffet, you must eat all that you can eat”, yeah! Choppy-sticks are the cutlery so You don’t eat cuisine except my green beans I’m the one, you want, wonton, you get Still clucking fresh fucking soup I’m the master I’m the great, I’m a culinary artist You eat my food, you shit Then eat my food and shit An infinite cycle, all that you can eat is all You-must-come-back-and-eat more Lemon sauce… Soya sauce! (Burping sound) Yeah… ooooh… yeah… noooooooo! Like Chin and Chang, the deep fried chicken’s fuckin’ insane It’s all this, grub eat grub eat grub If I pour you more tea, you’ll have to pee So stand up lady The man inside the kitchen Ain’t no nice guy at all! I am the master, who’s in the kitchen I love making lots of deep-fried-chic-ken Wok is my technique and stir-fry’s my game Forget about just leavin’, baby Because I’m not done cookin’… Let’s begin… Only ate one plate? The ritual I’m gonna make everything Instinctual Cause you need the whole buffet! You like some rice? Then, you’ll want chicken too |
